January 2010
22 posts
2000-2009
moosed: places i’ve been to this decade: 2001:  the motherland (philippines) - 2 weeks 2004:  honolulu, hawaii - 1 week 2005:  atlanta, georgia - 1 week 2007:  las vegas, nevada - 3-4 days 2008:  orlando, florida  - 1 week 2009:  las vegas, nevada - 4 days besides the philippines, that’s actually a lot of traveling without family for being a teen. but i want to travel more, see more...
Jan 1st
ugh Will Smith
I love reading film commentary and this comment about Avatar made me laugh: “By the end of the film you’re left wondering why the film needed the Jake Sully character at all. The film could have done just as well by focusing on an actual Na’vi native who comes into contact with crazy humans who have no respect for the environment. I can just see the explanation: “Well, we...
Jan 1st
December 2009
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Got this quiz from Marielle
makelarsenfamous: Kinda true, but I read hers and hers is kinda true too lol. Here’s the link http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test82.aspx OMG this was surprisingly accurate Your view on yourself: Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They’ll probably still love you if you learn to be...
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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Ugh..who else hates the mandatory family time during the holidays? You must be lucky enough to have a family like mine…
Dec 26th
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Stereotyping People by their Favorite Author →
(via kuh-me-yuh) made me LOL: Jane Austen (or Bronte Sisters) Girls who made out with other girls in college when they were going through a “phase”. Michael Crichton Doctors who went to third-tier medical schools. Dan Brown People who used to get lost in supermarkets when they were kids. Harper Lee People who have read only one book in their life and it was To Kill A Mockingbird (and it was...
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Dec 20th
I've made a promise to myself to never help you again. Yes, that includes getting you a bottle of water from the kitchen, even if I spit in it before I give it to you.
Dec 17th
My substitute teaching career finally begins tomorrow! I’m so excited even though I expect the kids to be a bunch of boogers.
Dec 17th
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Mi Pobrecito:
xstrappyxsh00zx: Kurt Warner. :( Yeah seriously 2.32 points for a QB is shameful
Dec 15th
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I could see myself saying this
Mom: Hey, when are you having kids? Me: What? Why? Mom: You need to have a plan! When a machine gets too old they don’t bear good fruit. Me: Mom, machines don’t bear fruit. Mom: And make sure you have smart kids. If they’re dumb, I’ll put them in recycling bin. Me: …what are they going to recycle as? Mom: I don’t know. Homeless.
Dec 4th
what I look for in a life partner...
Today, while driving back from my volunteer work, I decided to call my girlfriend just to have someone to talk to on the way home. We ended up spending the next 10 minutes making the noises and calls of all of the 151 original Pokemon. I am going to marry this woman. MLIA
Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
Dec 2nd
Really FML: a Twilight version called My Life Is... →
A lot of these twilight fans got a chip on their shoulder. There are more votes for “Not so much Twilight” than “Your life is SO Twilight!” for almost all of the posts. For example: “Well I’ve been living in Europe for 2 years now and originally it really sucked but about a week ago I met this guy and we started going out ( I had too he is gorgeous!),...
Dec 1st
Dec 1st
after watching the movie post-grad
Janice: Carla! I don't have any of those things! Okay, I have a job. But still!!
Carla: So?! At least you have a job!
Janice: But I'd rather have love!
Carla: Not in this economy.
--The question is, would I trade Marcus for a full-time job...jk. Janice be happy with a job damn it! And, sadly I kinda am picking a job over Marcus by going to Korea : (
Dec 1st